In typical fashion, Kurt and Ryan ramble. This time they discuss their recent meeting in person, scaring babies, bath salts, Game of Thrones, stupid ways to die and weapons. They also debate who’s internet sucks more. Click “Read More” for show notes! 


  • His recent seminar in Alabama that Ryan attended
  • Southern food / Cajun food
  • Ryan’s internet USED to suck
  • Darwin Awards
  • Kurt’s internet sucks
  • Who people mistake Kurt for
  • Scaring babies
  • Fear of clowns / the new IT movie
  • Game of Thrones
  • Preparing people to meet Kurt
  • Don’t offer Kurt wine
  • The progress of his home training area
  • Michelle’s NY accent
  • Getting stuck in the airport / Hair searches
  • Kurt was supposed to be a soccer player
  • Crazy games kids in the 80’s and 90’s used to play
  • Kurt Osiander: cat owner
  • Otter pops
  • The clusterfuck that is Ryan’s move to Brazil
  • Escape from NY
  • Ryan got married again
  • Archery / Tra-ject-ory
  • The Southeast US vs the Bay Area
  • Kurt’s shirtless ways
  • Thieving crackheads / Crackhead parkour
  • Flakka and bath salts
  • Bows and crossbows
  • The status of Kurt’s sabotaged social media accounts
  • Karen says hello
  • Kurt loves  novellas
  • The artwork challenge