Kurt talks about his recent failed attempt at BJJ commentary, fireworks and explosives, cheap alcohol and his disappointment that the iPhone 7 can’t take a punch. Click “read more” for show notes! 


  • His first (and probably last) appearance as a BJJ commentator
  • F-word statistics from Kurt’s GCP episodes
  • His 4th of July celebration
  • Drug cartel weapons
  • Fireworks shenanigans / Juvenile pyromania
  • The Anarchist Cookbook
  • Bathroom graffiti
  • Solar power / roof work
  • Roman Candle battles, Flaming baseball and Potato guns
  • Ryan’s Brazil trip
  • Why Ryan won’t go to live UFC events anymore
  • Ralph Gracie’s old school MMA fight in Texas
  • The craziest MMA event Kurt has been to
  • Game of Thrones
  • Kurt punched his iPhone to death
  • Cursing at Siri
  • Cheap alcohol, MD 2020 and Zima
  • Shoplifting
  • Accidental pooping
  • Kurt’s funny coaching moment
  • F2W, Falling off the stage and slaps
  • Kurt might be fighting 3 midgets
  • More airline problems for the Osianders